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Tennessee: Ditto.
Ah, Ohio. My homestate.
This.
i usually don’t reblog this kind of stuff, but i had to. i just had to.
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High-res →
Running idol.
Shalane Flanagan after winning the 2012 Olympic Marathon Trials.
(via skinnyforme)
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When I looked at you, my life made sense. Even the bad things made sense. They were necessary to make you possible."
Jonathan Safran Foer (via myquotelibrary)(via mygrizzlylife)
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daddy and mommy don’t need to get a divorce; daddy just needs to get ‘diablo.’ this way, mommy will never see him again as long as she lives, but his paycheck will still pop up in her checking account twice a month."
‘i love everybody (and other atrocious lies),’ by laurie notaro -
i don’t know why it’s so packed. it’s just a bookstore. libraries aren’t this packed and they have the same thing. for free!"
‘my boyfriend wrote a book about me,’ by hilary winston -
I bring you the epic tale of Harry Potter, summarized for your convenience in seven informative haikus.
Professor Quirrell,
There is a man on your head.
We should remove him.There is a large snake
in the Chamber of Secrets.
I am petrified.Peter Pettigrew
is a very sneaky rat.
No, Siriusly.Triwizard for four;
Hey, that guy isn’t Mad-Eye!
Oh, shit, Voldie’s back.The Ministry sucks
And badass wizards duel;
No more godfather.Sweet book, Half-Blood Prince.
Draco sure is shady but
Snape killed Dumbledore!Horcruxes gone but
Voldemort has killed Harry.
Just kidding, he lives.(via musclemuseum)
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I’m in Cincinnati at a waffle house that’s across from 2 waffle houses. Everyone’s fat. This city is fucking hall of fame of Diabetes."
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teodora, this better not have been directed at me.
(via musclemuseum)
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Brittana | Season 1-3
HEY frecklefacestrawberries, look at this; luv them <3
hey look @al386! show dawn too. :)
(Source: quinngron)
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