May 2012
7 posts
April 2012
3 posts
How To Ruin Your Life →
nitissh:
Stay in one place your whole life. Always order vanilla even though the menu is four pages long. Become the type of person who sends back lattes. Save up your money for a plasma TV instead of a plane ticket. Talk a lot about things you know nothing about. Have an affair with someone you don’t even find attractive.
Refuse to forget your ex. Make it impossible for yourself to do anything...
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March 2012
2 posts
FACT: One day I will marry the girl of my dreams
February 2012
7 posts
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I would say that between the Ninth Circuit’s ruling that Prop 8 is...
– Jon Davidson, Legal Director of Lambda Legal
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January 2012
4 posts
When I looked at you, my life made sense. Even the bad things made sense. They...
– Jonathan Safran Foer (via myquotelibrary)
December 2011
12 posts
daddy and mommy don’t need to get a divorce; daddy just needs to get ‘diablo.’...
– ‘i love everybody (and other atrocious lies),’ by laurie notaro
i don’t know why it’s so packed. it’s just a bookstore....
– ‘my boyfriend wrote a book about me,’ by hilary winston
I bring you the epic tale of Harry Potter,...
ex0skeletal:
Professor Quirrell, There is a man on your head. We should remove him.
There is a large snake in the Chamber of Secrets. I am petrified.
Peter Pettigrew is a very sneaky rat. No, Siriusly.
Triwizard for four; Hey, that guy isn’t Mad-Eye! Oh, shit, Voldie’s back.
The Ministry sucks And badass wizards duel; No more godfather.
Sweet book, Half-Blood Prince. Draco sure is shady but...
I’m in Cincinnati at a waffle house that’s across from 2 waffle houses....
– (via shitmydadsays)
i like to see people reunited, i like to see people run to each other, i like...
– jonathan safran foer, extremely loud and incredibly close
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November 2011
33 posts
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there it is kids. columbus, ohio. now remember, there are no rules about who can...
– peter, family guy s10.ep07
keep calm and wait for saturday.
Unless it’s mad, passionate, extraordinary love, it’s a waste of your time....
– Dream for an Insomniac (via quote-book)
Order plane tickets, Cali is the mission, visit...
"Regular" marriage and "Gay" marriage are like...
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