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• 14 Dec

  23:10 pm

  I bring you the epic tale of Harry Potter, summarized for your convenience in seven informative haikus.

  ex0skeletal:

  Professor Quirrell,
  There is a man on your head.
  We should remove him.

  There is a large snake
  in the Chamber of Secrets.
  I am petrified.

  Peter Pettigrew
  is a very sneaky rat.
  No, Siriusly.

  Triwizard for four;
  Hey, that guy isn’t Mad-Eye!
  Oh, shit, Voldie’s back.

  The Ministry sucks
  And badass wizards duel;
  No more godfather.

  Sweet book, Half-Blood Prince.
  Draco sure is shady but
  Snape killed Dumbledore!

  Horcruxes gone but
  Voldemort has killed Harry.
  Just kidding, he lives.

  (via musclemuseum)

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      This is one of those situations where I wonder how clear something is if you haven’t read the books/watched the movies....

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