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  • 14 Dec
    23:10 pm

    I bring you the epic tale of Harry Potter, summarized for your convenience in seven informative haikus.

    ex0skeletal:

    Professor Quirrell,
    There is a man on your head.
    We should remove him.

    There is a large snake
    in the Chamber of Secrets.
    I am petrified.

    Peter Pettigrew
    is a very sneaky rat.
    No, Siriusly.

    Triwizard for four;
    Hey, that guy isn’t Mad-Eye!
    Oh, shit, Voldie’s back.

    The Ministry sucks
    And badass wizards duel;
    No more godfather.

    Sweet book, Half-Blood Prince.
    Draco sure is shady but
    Snape killed Dumbledore!

    Horcruxes gone but
    Voldemort has killed Harry.
    Just kidding, he lives.

    (via musclemuseum)

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